"Hello?"
"Hi. This is Jessica. Whacha doin?"
"I'm at work."
"I was just callin to check on ya."
"Thanks."
Click.
Some of the calls are more purposeful, such as when she is requesting that I bring home some strawberry cream cheese to put on her strawberry bagel. Virtually every one of the messages she leaves starts like this:
"Hello, this is Jessica. Your daughter."
And what a precocious daughter she is!